2.We were at the athletics bangquet in like 07 i think, & a girl who had no business winning won an award, and being overly excited ran all the way from the top of the chapel to the stage, following with this excitement she then took the less traveled road & HOPPED up on the stage in a little teeny weeny mini skirt exposing her yuck little white behind to atleast 200 people completley unbeknownce to her.
3. My Pawpal is one of those old black people who dont really move.. ever.. that being said being a country boy all his life going to his house is always an adventure.. one day we were visiting and one of my sisters had a purse with her thats upwards to 3 stacks.. being the #foolisha she is, she brought it with her to the country & when she opened my trunk, the aforementioned purse came almost running out the trunk. landed SMACK in the mud, & she flipped her shit. all i could do was laugh.
