[kimmy k. getting some t.r.a.c.k.s.. now color me a hater but Armenians are amongst the hairest creatures God has ever created, so why on earth do you need tracks. clip ins, fusions & everything else that dangles from your presumably bald ass head? maybe take more vitamins and less Reggie, & you wont need to remy..]
[my only question is this: Goons, or Coons?
SURVERY SAYS: coons ]
[apparently rawdoggin the carter builds a bond tighter than sisterhood! Nivea & NuNu look way too happy to be hugged up in this picture, smh i might be smiling to though with the child support theyre prob gettin. ]
[not only do i have longer hair than her (which i shouldnt be able to say about anyone), i'd also NEVER be caught dead doing all this.. she looks a little too comfortable red handed.. pervert ass]
[i want to subliminally put a bad taste in viewers mouths when thinking of amber rose, if the last one combined with this one doesnt do it, idk what will.. raunchy trollop]
[upon seeing this picture, it dawned on me that the main issues Rihanna faces in her life all sprout from an inexplicable personal belief that shes an australian koala bear]
[anyone who knows me, knows i L O V E these 2 but i feel like together by simply breathing the CO2 her foul lips produced Pooch has now been corrupted & is no longer my sweet Derwin]
[i wish i had some slick shit to say about them but their borderline amazing]
[now i l.o.v.e my sisters to pieces but idk if i could be seen on the scene with them if they partook in any of the f**kery he has smh..blood must be a whole lot thicker than water foreal]
[i feel like this photograph captured the union of 40+ years of soulmate searching, i feel like leopard hat is the red to dwights size 13 louboutin, the feathers to his boa, the MAC to his apparent lipglass..]
[if ever the government infused horse dna into a fetus, it was her in 1903 when she was actually born, prior to selling her soul to dark forces for eternal life]
[King Latifah looks like nothing but a brown whale thats been feasting on catfish & dungeness crab legs all day.. with all the he-she money you have why on Earth did you let this image live, & thus BURN in my mind for ever.. JESUS TAKE HER WHEEL]
[theyre a mess to be so old, single, and slutty, but this pictures dope, & at my earliest convience im going to bobby trap my friends into taking one exactly like it. horse weave & all]
