Thursday, March 4, 2010

..as always..

-MORE NEGRO NEWS-
[i absolutely adore this candid.. boys being boys always afford adorable pictures, & even though all these fellas are normally dead, anti-bait their collaboration provides a great, super real picture --for once--]
[this on the other hand is the quintessence of trash. idrisss youre the old bait to daughters,aunties,moms,grandmas.. how on earth could you let me see this! talk about ruining a love i that would last FOREVER! hmph]
[retarda woosh..it's evident that in this picture you were inspired by many, not exclusive to the following: the nazi army, a seahorse, & the dirty clothes hamper of a 12 yr old emo white boy who spends the majority of his days ironically playing russian roulette & listening to coldplay]
[by the looks of this picture, chingys the only one in the club gettin tipsy..not to mention that "leather" jacket looks like backordered coogis spring 2001 collection.. woosh pal.. woosh]
[x_x ... deeeead she looks like when one of your friends comes over & tries to give your lifesize barbie a makeover, & you kick them out bc they " dont play right ". shes the epitome of trash! that being said she has like 8 lookalikes in the AUC each of whom i refer to as "flavor of love girls"]
[these BUCKRAS [google it] were in a joint effort responsible for the delicate placement of hundreds of cotton balls infront of the AfricanAmerican life center at U. of Missouri, i'm not gonna say it was right by any means but what kind of black clowns attend U. Missouri, they should seen this shit coming]

[AMBER HOE..i'm so damn sick of her & her shennanigans..i should get 3 course credit hours for going on her.. its possibly advantageous to my college education & i should seriously make it an independent study.. that being said: you look like a damn south african water monkey and or Prince of the bubblegum ]

[sadly, however unshockingly "My Chick Bad" Remix is my shiiit..i know all of the uppity talented tenth ass niggas are going to think it coon music, & if im so educated why do i insist upon listening to such nonsense...cause i want to MotherF**kers. pow!]
[DISCLAIMER: NO ONE MISTAKE THIS FOR NEGRONEWS. A condom company in the UK is apparently doing a campaign to promote "safe sex" starting with making "XS" rubbies designed to fit boys as young as 11..idgaf about "safe sex" i wish i would find these shits in my childs room-he'd be one of those missing persons cases, where they find him 3 years later in some underground railroad slave quarters under some loose boards in my house -_- try me.]
[just to juxtapose white kids with black kids & build my on going case: these 2 adorable little black brits are the youngest little things to become highschool students. they're brothers i think like 9 and 10 and theyre preparing to go to highschool. they are super geniuses & i wish they were my cousins or something! either way im proud of these little guys! I love when we can be positively represented in the media.. #pow]