1.shirts with labels like "baby gurl" "i love my man" "99% angel".
- you mam are none of the above.. & if so are still the pitts.
2.niggas who try & kick it to you & start off with "scuze me? i cud tlk to u fa a minute"?
-NIGGA WHAT? if you "cud talk" at all maybe... -_-
3.when the ladies at the store act like they dont see you or ask if you need help.
-honey boo i got more in my wallet than you do in your wachovia savings account. :)
4.when elton john said he assumed jesus was a gay man.
-#boystop #childplease #keep it movin #whitepplshit #dead #youneedtobebeat
5.the cover of cosmopolitans magazines.
-how many times do i need to see a star in an Herve with some caption talkin about "how to stroke a man butt naked" -_- womp.
6.when you get stuck behind someone in a turn lane who's scared to turn.
-how are you a liscensed driver? did someone of an asiatic background teach you to drive? i have places to be, & im in a rush.. bust a move patna.
7.when you're on campus & you speak to ppl you know you dont like just so they dont try that atlanta specific "oh you cant speak now" shit.
-no. sir, mam, or coon. i havent lost control of my vocal cords thats not the issue, i just never really liked you.
8.that one clown at school who feels he must display his talent
-why are you walking around singing,rapping,doing spoken word (etc.) on the way to class for a group of freshman girls.. how you only have 1 selling point? whoosh lame boy.
9.when an ole dude be trying to talk to you again wayy after the fact.
-omgosh sir, i am SO sorry, i thought i made it really clear to you that i wasnt in the business of having business with clowns,liars,skankdogs,bizzybodys,rollers,tricks,hooligans,scaliwags (etc.). my sincerest apoligizes though, i should've made myself more clear.
10.ppl who count skincolor as a main attribute to being bad.
-yeah. hi, just because "shawtys yellowbone" does not mean her bone structure, body, face, legs,boobs,butt,toe nails, etc. dont look like they belong on a 41 yr. old caucasian male truck driver from Tallahasse.
11.ppl who try & use you & think you dont know whats good, like youre some kinda fool.
-you need me for A, & thats cool, imma getcho ass from B-Z. believe that clown.
12.girls who say everyones their "best friend" or "brother" or "favorite".
-honey child, you dont gotta lie to us,last time i checked i wasnt makin do me eyes at my bestie.
13.when someone "friends" you on facebook & yall only have 1 friend in common.
-wholetime that friend is someone you met once at a party freshman yr. & have had no further contact with EVER. dear creeper, no you cant be my cyber friend! how'd you even find me?! smh. xoxo. livi.
14.uppity people who use every big word in their vocabulary to say a simple ass sentence.
-i say: he was blowing me, we were not on the same tip, so i just said f**k it.
-they say: their were extenuating circumstances unseemingly happenings, & he spoke a completely different vernacular than me, so i assumed we were unfit for eachother, & instead of taking the circuitous route, ended it before future mishaps could come to fruition.
15.girls who think they can do wash & go's & take their asses to class.
-hi, im Olivia, i just wanted to let you know you look like a zoo creature escaped from hell & if you want a wavy look should go get a 1b from the beauty supply. theirs a bunch in the hood. big. small. clean. dirty. any you like. good day bat.
