Tuesday, March 16, 2010

...now i'm not one to talk shit..

.WEEKLY.GOSSIP.
i feel like if one of them saw my blog, they wouldnt be flattered..they would be creeped out. sorry about that ladies, it was like love at first sight! Anyways Khloe-Khlo is GLOWING in this picture, f**k the haters, i think her and papa Odom are very happy together & if they split then i was wrong.. buuut i'm rarely wrong. so i think they'll be together a while!
damn vanilla bait..if i was to ever go smack at a man, HE would def. be the one.. i'm obviously the spice girl he needs in his life, v.becks isn't 1/2 the woman i am...if he cant see that my thick college bank account would OBVIOUSLY persuade him..i could buy him all the Merkersons he wanted. <3
don't get me wrong, i still am anti light skinned relationships.. i think the yellows are trying to mass make a super race of brighties & i dont agree with that in the LEAST, hooooooowever! they both look amazing in this picture for some reason.. i really appreciate a woman that looks nice without looking like MAC did it & ran.
being an inhabitant of the great Atlanta,Georgia im all for the alleged "futuristic swag" but regardless of the raves & whoopdeydoos i've heard about it.. i just cant tune into that shit.. Lady Gaga i feel like is the test alien sent down from the abyss formally known as pluto for the human race to "accept" before the Gagagians take over.
Obviously these are my bestfriends.. & when i change my name it's going to be Kardalivia BUT funds must be tighter than a motha f**ka if were sharing dresses these days..on the brightside it's cute & all but i hope that bitch was like 6k or more otherwise they should prob be able to afford their own fits :/
SOS. HOLD THE PHONE. CALL 911. GIVE ME A BREATHALIZER.
how in the hot F did i not know eddie winslow was married to superHEAD Mrs.Steffans? She's litterally the biggest skankdawg in hoey-wood.. smh eddie boy, she even LOOKS like she rolls.. sheeshamyesha i hope he didnt catch a germygerm or 30
whOOps..! idk how this shit got in here? this is from my personal collection..as yall can see, this is a picture of me from behind, it's just a little something for my fans! everyone loves my cakes!
normally, i would fire his ass up & put him outta business for actin like a bitch in this picture, but numerous witnesses can attest i've been known to cry over getting my ends clipped...f**k off about it though, i'm a black woman..we like our hair.
hi! hi! hi! hi! hi! it's everyones favorite androgynous hero B. Scott..forget what yall think, i think hes a cutie pie & those 16 inches & those stilletos are giving me life! Snaps for the kids if you ask me!
Apparently these 2 are bunned up like two peas in a pod these days.. oddly enough their my 2 least fave members of celebrity families.. using that logic though i guess they belong together..neither of them seem to be too happy in these pictures though so hopefully they were pre relationship.