bannnnnnnnng

these pumps just slammed you snitches

Camilla Skovgaard

Collar Sandals

Spring 2010

$545

If you are medium height exotic looking Asian/Latin girl in the range of 21 - 30 years old. Social, fun and a good companion. This is a NSA - Non Sexual Arrangement - Decent Gentleman - No dramas and no Hassle. I’m 32 yrs old Caucasian businessman. Will pay $ 500 to attend an event with me on March 27th from 5 PM till midnight or may be little later. Please send photos with age, height, weight, ethnicity and measurements to get an answer.

#damncraigslist #oc #turntuptothemax #huh? #nsa #hellyoutalmbout? #baowonthoseofficepartyhoes #dontmakenodamnsense #wtfhomie? #seriously? #whoosh #iNEVERknew #ormaybealittlelater #nohassle #whatthefudge? #whites #thecrazies

.on set thoughts.

this shit is so cool

this shit is so fun

this shit is so easy

im about to be famous

how the F did i book an agent?

how the F am i getting paid so much?

how am i gonna hide 1/2 the revenue from my mom?

what am i gonna order online?

when is my uncle gonna put me in a movie?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

why is this whack ass ANTIbait trynna hold a convo?

where the heck is my seester?

why would anyone NOT do this?

how long is it gonna take till i pop?

why does it feel like theres a seed on my tooth?

whens my next gig?

when are they having the next clueless so i can be the black girl?

why is this girl SUCH a bird?

why do people love to name drop? i know more ppl than you boo!

again, WHERE IS MY SISTER!

and where the hecks my lunch, a nigga gotta eat.

.cupcakes && stormclouds.

Well, to be very frank and thusly potentially off putting. I'm the baddest bitch you'll ever meet. I'm one of those girls who you think..how'd she end up like this? being the combination of Morrocan and Ghanian Parents who grew up in rural West Virginia..then moved to the hustle, bustle, and daily drama of the DMV..You won't understand. I'm a collaboration of soft and hard, sweet and vengeful, luxurious and bummy..all my life i've been searching for a niche to fit into..but after 19 years..looks like the niche is going to have to find me..I'm unique and I would'nt even try to "describe myself in 3 words" .. 3 million would be prefferable but still wouldn't do the job.

b-more purriz

Today, March 27th is my fave face "Purriz" from B-mores birthday! Shes the sweetest girl ever, even though she walks around with her lips poked out [its a bmore thing, she cant help it] , shes been featured on the wire time and time again & is practically famous from it..! She can hook your hair up & have you bouncin & behaving & you dont even have to leave campus! She loves juicy & has the ink to prove it even though 9 times out of 10 shes somewhere chirpin like a birdie! All jokes aside her blog is AMAZING & all of you should go look at it.!

www.trestresdoux.blogspot.com

.....i.dont.respect....

-girls who wear shoes that are on the nail
-niggas who call me "miss" or "shorty"
-girls who are big who dont realize the health issues & think is cute
-niggas who claim to be such real men but dont know how to be adults about anything
-people who get so drunk they cant function then expect you to babysit them
-boys who think im playing hard to get when i really just dont f*** with them
-girls who judge you before they know shit about you
-people who think im boujee, you obviously dont know what real boujee looks like
-people who think just cause they got a little something, theyre the shit
-niggas who drive like chicks
-niggas who think i dont know how to parallel my OWN truck
-people who try & use other people
-boys who treat you like a skank when you gave them no reason to think you were
-people who claim to be your friend & then backstab the shit outta you
-people who dont respect my time
-adults who talk down to you because of your age
-people who cant keep PROMISES, especially heavy promises
-people who laugh at retarded people
-niggas who NEVER get shapeups
-the idea of talking, either were something or were not
-people who sit around and do nothing but smoke weed

WHAT is LOVE... really?

We all have our own, very unique, respective definitions of what love is, but within most definitions run a fluid constant.. that constant however is in my opinion one of the most difficult things to pinpoint.. i think that constant is the idea of love = change. I dont think i know of 1 person who has been in love, & not changed in one way or another. Be it changing from wearing slutty club dresses cause her man doesnt like it.. or taking up french because his girlfriends 1/2 french.. be it teeny or huge everyone makes sacrifices when in "love" but the better question still remains, w h a t i s l o v e ? & if we know everyones definitions of love are different how do 2 people know when they're in love, on the same accord? is it that reason that so many relationships crumble like graham cracker pie crusts? is it because one party ASSumes the other party has deeper feelings for them than they really do? or is it because one senses the love from the other party, and runs in fear of commitment? all these questions and more regarding love simply have no finite answer & perhaps are the reason it takes people so long to settle down & accept or engage in love. Love is SCARY, its terrifying, its unchartered land for many & it's something that requires one give their all in a world where we much prefer to give barely 2% of who we really are to others in fear of hurt, or embarassment, or rejection.. that being said in my quest to find the most common constants in definitions of love.. i did what any other inquiring 21st century girl would do.. I googled it & this is what i found..

[wikipedia]

Love is any of a number of emotions related to a sense of strong affection^[1] and attachment. The word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from genericpleasure ("I loved that meal") to intense interpersonal attraction ("I love my wife"). This diversity of uses and meanings, combined with the complexity of the feelings involved, makes love unusually difficult to consistently define, even compared to other emotional states.

[dictionary.com]

Love –noun

1.

a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.

2.

a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.

3.

sexual passion or desire.

4.

a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.

5.

(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?

6.

a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.

7.

sexual intercourse; copulation.

8.

(initial capital letter) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros or Cupid.

9.

affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.

10.

strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.

11.

the object or thing so liked: The theater was her great love.

12.

the benevolent affection of God for His creatures, or the reverent affection due from them to God.

13.

Chiefly Tennis. a score of zero; nothing.

[www.lovepoemsandquotes.com]

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.

- Laura Veronica Merodio -

.LIBRARY.FLOW.

i absolutely LOVE the time i spend in the library every day.. its so relaxing & whether it's schoolwork or not. i always get so much done...its like my official "ME TIME" out of every day. the more i think about it club woody might be my anti drug..! <3

i love goooooooooooooooold

.pics of me & the sister at Gold Room.

.monday March 22nd 2010.

.had a great time, good drinks, funny people.

& a 30 year old that fooled me.

funny thing is we both look very drunk but neither of us were in the least!

well maybe its not so funny..but its the truth.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 24 2010

.was a very buttony day.

Essence

i MUST read that article "think like a lady act like a man" like asafp because if a nigga needs some knowledge in life it is that RIGHT.THERE. cause i can't keep getting blindsided by the bullshit these boys are runnin! no ma'am NO MA'AM..i also feel like that ASH OUT article had some subtext in one place or another explaining that it was a GodSend for me to read, cause ya girl gets real ashy real easy..when i was little my mom used to have to lotion me twice before we went anywhere thats why i dont even f**k with it these days..As for that NEKED ASS BABY BOOTY .. when i tell you i would be infuriated if my Mother had the wherewithall to authorize a fully nude infant shot of me..i'd be hot as hell when i saw it.."MS.WILLIAMS" looks like shes infact from MARS with her manly ass..smh..PLEASE.if you do nothing today, read the last article in the picture of articles.. that niggas sick wild! [promised:hilarity]. ANIKA NONII ROSE, you are so lucky im not live on the scene yet cause you would'nt have been nobodys princess of nothin but your own damn house! piss off!

they both look dumb nasty in this picture

Corrine Bailey Rae.. her hair is killing it right now

seeing as though i hate Amber Hoe

obviously Kimmy Kakes!

tiny & toya

..ya dont say..

.the pits.

TOP 3 FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN

1. A woman bumped into another woman at the food court in the mall one day, forcing the other woman off balance, when she then spilled a full, size medium chick fil a milkshake all over her baby's head & stroller.

2.We were at the athletics bangquet in like 07 i think, & a girl who had no business winning won an award, and being overly excited ran all the way from the top of the chapel to the stage, following with this excitement she then took the less traveled road & HOPPED up on the stage in a little teeny weeny mini skirt exposing her yuck little white behind to atleast 200 people completley unbeknownce to her.

3. My Pawpal is one of those old black people who dont really move.. ever.. that being said being a country boy all his life going to his house is always an adventure.. one day we were visiting and one of my sisters had a purse with her thats upwards to 3 stacks.. being the #foolisha she is, she brought it with her to the country & when she opened my trunk, the aforementioned purse came almost running out the trunk. landed SMACK in the mud, & she flipped her shit. all i could do was laugh.

b.scott came on the scene a few years ago & has taken the industry literally BY STORM he's been featured on everything from radio shows, to public speaking forums, talk shows, magazines, campaigns.. you name it he's done it.. he's the sweetest in person & absolutely gorgeous! He has an infectious laugh, & is super silly.. check out his videos & blog [they're fabulous], i am a little bias cause he's a family friend but there's no possible way to not love him!

an in depth look at "my chick bad" by Ludacris [original version]

okay.. yeah i think we can all as learned blacks acknowledge that some of the shit he says is out of line, inapproriate, ironically "ludacris" [etc] .. but some of it, i wish somebody was sayin about me (i'm not sure if i'm joking or not..) but shit.. i can't hate on whomever his muse is bc apparently shes on.

Ludacris - My Chick Bad ft Nicki Minaj

[click to listen]

1.your girl might be "sick" but my girls sicker

2.come out swingin like tiger woods wife

3.comin down the street like a parade, MACYS

4.test her & guns get drawn like cartoons

5.my chick bad, & i'm lovin it

.big girls like fast cars.

1. White 2006 jeep grand cherokee [current car ]

2. Black 2015 Mercedes CLK convertible

3. ALL black 2020 Porsche Cayenne S

4. Titanium 2028 bentley continental gtc speed

5. if you're not familiar with this car i advise you make it your business to know what it is, so when im pushing it you can atleast have some clue what it is :p

..a day in the life..

I'M AT GOLD ROOM TONIGHT

.check my swag. wish you could.

i bet you i'd wear it too

#iNEVERknew

...damn, she got that hoe good cause i wouldnt have known a gotdamn thing about this crooked backwards thievery LG's been peddling around town as her own.. the shit looks better on brown skin ANYWAY! ... who gon check lady gaga boo?

...apartment shopping...

2010 - 2011 is my year [watch me speak life]

[a] my gas tank will be eternally full

[b] my love tank will also be full

[c] my stomach will not be grumbling

[d] my swag will be on matrix mode

[e] my house will be the players pad 7 days a week

[f] I WILL ACCOMPLISH ONE OF MY BIGGEST LIFE GOALS

our little secret

[this week]

-i got back from miami

-was one of the WORST/HARDEST/MOST EMOTIONAL of my life

-i was in VIP while Gorilla Zoe was performing "juice box"

-i lost myself & spilled my WHOLE heart

-i got a 76 on something i thought i got a 106 on

-i had a casual cocktail with an old enemy

-i remembered why i dont "socialize"

-i told someone something i should'nt have/didnt mean..

-i had to sit through theeee WORST 100 MINUTES of 2 classes of my life

-i saw my favorite brother Matty Make it Wiggle

-my sister came to town

-my brakes started making a peculiar grumbling sound

-i cried like atleast 8x over a stupid idiot

-i got my 2nd paycheck it was $218

-the viet woman at the nail shop "accidently" cut a Nelly gap in my right eyebrow

-i found out one of my jobs is closing this monday

-i didnt talk to my bestfriend even once..

-one of my other besties is going wild in Cabo

-i talked to DAMN near all of my exs..a friendlycall on the outside, a fudgeyou on the inside

-i wore sunglasses all day every day even if it was overcast

-someone ditched me for a boy

-a waitress spilled a cocktail on me then didnt get me a free drink...

out

i'm going out tonight.. i never really "GO OUT" but i've been dealing with a lot lately & im ready to just have one, truly fun night. I'm not on a bait search, or going to work all the boys [although i'm sure i'll do both of those things] but i hope i have FUN real fun... i also hope the "tri-state" boys arent annoying, hype, corny, or getting light the whole night.