i think my favorite part of both of these pictures are the details, you mf's with your unkeen eyes prob werent any the wiser! lets now examine:[e] [v] [e]
first of all eve-y eve certainly does not come through in the maserati in this damn get up. she has on a rubix cube necklace, a puma shirt that's safety pinned together, leggings made by mama Otis from princess & the frog, a weave i saw at murphys beauty supply fro $8.99 for the 16', a plum leather jacket, oversized blackout shades, a phone case that elegantly matches the aforementioned purple leather, gold accents to add a little splishidy splashidy to her shit, lip gloss that would only look good on an irish chicks lips & crusty black nail polish to boot!
[white] [lady]
speaking of plum, this bitch is a PLUM FOOL! first of all..who even told her the kentucky derby was that damn important she needed to self suffocate to watch it! see now.. this is why i always have some slick shit to say about the colorless... not to mention shes screaming and carrying on up under that trash bag taking more oxygen out than is comin in! she's trynna be cute & shes about to f**k around and pass the hell out under there! to add fire to my flame little mr. white man in the back is just as calm an content as he could be! i imagine he was dreaming of a nice dry aged riesling he would drink soon after the commencement of the equestrian race & the fact that he hoped Lisa did'nt forget to pick Godfrey & Chester up from polo practice, pick up his dry cleaning, & go to whole foods to get a pre-made meal she would later try & run off as her own.
disclaimer: i'm not racist. just rude.
