Sunday, February 28, 2010

"to get him to pop the question"

According to Cosmopolitan.com it takes nothing but a trip to Publix to get your coveted white picket fence, 2 kids, & dashing Prince Charming...So if you're in the market for a hubby, or perhaps longterm boo [although nothing in college is more than 0-term for most of us] i digress.. point is all you need to do is whip up the following:


Crispy Oven-Roasted Chicken with Roasted Garlic, Pancetta, and Rosemary
Yields 6 servings
6 boneless, skin-on chicken-breast halves
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1/2 lb. pancetta or slab bacon, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1 T olive oil
15 garlic cloves
Canola oil
1 T fresh rosemary, chopped, plus sprigs for garnish

Preheat oven to 400°F. Rinse chicken, and pat dry. Salt and pepper each piece. Set aside. In a medium ovenproof skillet over medium heat, cook the pancetta until crispy, about 6 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon, and set aside. Drain off all but 1 tablespoon of the fat. Add the olive oil and garlic. Cook until the cloves are golden, then bake in the oven until the cloves are soft, 5 to 7 minutes. Carefully remove the pan from the oven, and set aside.

Meanwhile, in a large ovenproof skillet, heat 1 inch of canola oil over high heat until very hot but not smoking. Carefully place the chicken skin-side down in the hot oil. Let cook 3 to 4 minutes to start crisping the skin. Do not turn. Carefully transfer the pan to the oven, and bake until the chicken is cooked through, 7 to 8 minutes. Remove the pan from the oven, and plate.

bad romance


i love you Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Saturday, February 27, 2010

okay..because..

you wanna play games.
your word means nothing.
sorry sucka, im no rookie.
moreover, your hit ups will now be screened.

i.have.no.words

besides: lemon peppa wangz & a freeze cup

I REALLY HOPE



i look like her when i grow up otherwise i'm prematurely bummed about the onset of my adulthood..











.today.

i did a TON of nothing.
i'm about to go back to the honeycomb hideout & do more nothing.
being baitless is like opening an anthrax envelope on your birthday.
possibly worse. maybe if my nails did'nt look like a monkey did them i wouldnt be.
when i get home, if my rommates are being loud or otherwise smoking it, i'm liable to pop off.

dicky minaj

my eyes dont lie.

these girls are my life

i dont care that they're all the same color as pinter paper




i've known all these girls since i started playing lacrosse & transferred to private school forever ago.. it prob. rounds out to about age 12? maybe even before then? Point is there the most versatile, exciting, hilarious, unique, talented [etc] group of girls on the planet [myself included in all those positives]. its really weird that i've been with them for so long & now we all go to school scattered all over the country from the A to LA to New Haven to VA to Cambridge but are still so close & talk so often. i really think the test of true friendship is time & distance [etc] it's easy to be friends at school everyday but it takes a real friend to plan their breaks and family vacays & everything with eachother.. point is i love them. their all my sisters/kids god parents. & even though they love Lady Gaga,Ke$ha,B.Spears,Red Hot Chili Peppers, & Tim McGraw theyre still the best friends i've ever ever had. I love my 5.

Friday, February 26, 2010

just for my street cred

[MAC down, just for a nice juxtaposition of faces..still the bait, no more no less]

grab my glasses i'm out the door

[chillin with no makeup on -im ALWAYS the prettiest]

[Friday Night Bait]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI


this video cannot for some reason be embeded but it is A MUST WATCH. like i dont wanna hype it up & you be let down, but thats like vitually impossible. it is by far the funniest YouTube I've seen ALL YEAR not the fiscal year, or by the mayan calendar.. but like since school started!! Watch Watch Watch:

Thursday, February 25, 2010

just got paid.

.beach bucks suckas.

.black.






this black is beautiful.













this black is NOT..!

Spy[ami] vs. Mi[ami]


Dear tricks, skanks, fools, liars, friends, foes..i just wanted to let you all know that Miami,FL is named MYami b/c i will be on MY shit on MY tips, doing what ever i so please with MY time & MY money & MY friends...so if you see me acting like i just got out the cooney bin, SO WHAT! its MY vacation..if you plane to be a SNEAKY. SPYING. SCHEMING. SNAKE. then miss me with all the drama, he said she said, run tell that [etc] im doing moi. If i wanna have on a thong bathing suit & a blazer. then thats what i'll have on. if my chest is all the way out & you can see the ladies from mars - THEN MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR TELESCOPES..Same goes for all the girls i'm going with #wereoffthat. thirsty snakes come nowhere near The Kent or Ocean dr. for that matter cause i didnt pay $300+ to be pestered, sober, bored [ETC] roger that.

l e ♥ p i t t s

things that are weird in this picture: i have hair, & a lot of it. leen is a beach blonde. it's like 80 degrees in the A. we're posing on a tree? im tan & shes pale. were both fake smiling. my phone has not yet taken a turn for the worse. we look sorta alike [unfortunately] its just a mess.
that being said. she's still my sister from another mister. www.isolationisadreamkiller.blogspot.com

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

im. obsessed.

all are random, usually substance induced texts that ppl send to their friends which one of the parties then submits to the website. www.textsfromlastnight.com

(610):

Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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(706):

I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

(1-706):

I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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(850):

We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.

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(586):

You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?

i got a million ways to get it.










.choose one.


x_x



[dead]

Mel B. it is very apparent that you have litterally lost it, or perhaps never had it, and by the properties of inheritance baby stands no chance at acceptable social normality.

Leona Lewis
side.eye. you look like princess of the pennies and or Abdulah adolescent queen of the sand nile.

Negro News pt.2


this weeks feature is some good old, cute as buttons celebs before their celebrity came about..try & guess who they are, no answers will be included upside down at the bottom however so if ya dont got it ya dont got it.






Monday, February 22, 2010

ice cream paint job.

coastin in the whip.
sittin on 18s.


demi - god


Mr.Jacobs aka the only 46 year old white man i will ever love. Seeing as though i'm still on the come up i havent gotten a new MJ in like litterally over a year, but he still knows I'm his #1.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com

when you need a good laugh. P L E A S E go visit..it's majority 80s-90s pics of midwestern whites but if you ask me thats what makes it so funny!











Friday, February 19, 2010

& we ride on em thangs like everyday


i really love it here


Ardens Gardens

It's safe, as well as creepy to go ahead and say I'm literally in love. They're an Atlanta based completely natural chain of smoothie bars with a pretty big cup for $3.89 you create your own concoction from the juice base, to up to 3 fruits, & voila. or if you're like me, you can catch a sale smoothie or "mystery" smoothie at the end of the night that'll run you between $1-$2. Beach Bod for the cheap coming soon.



my black history

courtesy of my personal family files.

ashe to the good old black love.

SS camaro bitch

if ever a song could encompass all of my:
-lifetime aspirations
-mantras
-scholastic endeavors
-biggest goals
-everyday mentality (etc)

Thursday, February 18, 2010

negro news

I just wanna start off by sayin WOOF.. all this random coonery during Black History Month should result in minimal jail time, and suspended licenses for all the following offenders:




Mr.Breezy
Don't get me wrong I hate domestic violence just as much as the next aspiring house wife, mother of niglets, and imitation african american woman supremist.. howwwwever my fellow Virginian is nothing but the bait even when he's shovelin horse shit off of i-95. the timbs are dead though. but in all seriousness im rready for the hype on him to die down so we can soon be wed
.











Terrel. Eldorado. Owens....
I'm speechless.. & not in the Beyonce song kinda way. in the way like nigga get a freakin grip on your life. you allowed some clowns to convince you to be in their fashion show of which you would sport a toupe, gold chain, plastic jacket, & look like the 5th picture on the evolution chart. Good luck holdin your head when the tabloids have a field day..santa maria...





"COMPTON COOKOUT"
on my mamas head.. this is why the hell i dont f**k with white people i havent known since before i was aware with racism. It was recently reported that a fraternity at UC San Diego is now on the white versio
n of "probation" which im told by my white friends just means they cant have "wet" [alchoholic] parties on campus. Moving Forward the un-named frat had a black themed party to poke fun at Black History Month. the name was compton cookout
-_- [direct quote] "The invitation urged all participants to wear chains, rapper-style urban clothing by makers such as FUBU and speak very loudly." jesus keep me close to the cross. i really wanna get all Law Abiding Citizen on their asses.
















Wednesday, February 17, 2010

oh. so. versatile.

j.u.s.t m.e.



front bang me.


emo kid me.
kissy face me.
ATLien me.
ditzy girl me.
travis porter me.

b o r e d me.
normal me.
just saw the bait me.
private school me.