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The Perfect Guy | |
Hair color?: | black |
Eye color?: | light brown |
Height?: | taller than me but not shaq |
Six pack?: | or close to it |
Long hair or short?: | short unless its dreds |
Glasses?: | if theyre only for reading not an all day 4 eyes |
Piercings?: | ew no.. |
Eyebrows?: | not bushy but whatever |
Big butt or little?: | ...? |
Chest hair?: | not a baby animals worth but a little is whatever |
Buff or skinny?: | either |
Teeth?: | straight and white |
Section 2 | |
Funny or serious?: | can be both when necessary |
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?: | a little of both |
Should he be able to bake or cook?: | cook.. ill do the rest |
Does he have a best friend?: | yup & his bestie thinks im the perfect girl for him. |
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?: | as long as hes trustworthy & theyre not slut joints |
Out-going or shy?: | out going |
Sarcastic or sincere?: | both |
Does he love his mother?: | with all his heart. |
Should he watch chick-flicks?: | with me |
Would he be a smoker?: | not cigarettes but your a grown man, chief if u please |
How about a drinking?: | blame it on the liquor |
And swearing?: | more than me |
Would he play with your hair?: | yep |
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?: | only in his W I L D E S T dreams not actually |
Would he pay for you when you're on a date?: | majority of the times but we'd switch |
Does he kiss on the first date?: | NO |
Where would you go for dinner?: | geisha house or maggiannos or rosa mexicano |
Would he buy you flowers?: | just because |
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?: | yup cause hes got an amazing mind |
Would he write poetry about you?: | yes indeedy |
Would he use endearments?: | not all the time just when its special. |
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?: | of course, theyd love him! |
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?: | of course, theyd love me! |
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?: | hes a gentleman isnt he? |
Would you hold hands?: | doubtful |
Section 3 | |
Does he play soccer?: | no |
Baseball?: | no |
Football?: | maybe |
Basketball?: | absolutely & id come to tons of games |
Water polo?: | f nah |
Golf or something equally boring?: | maybe |
Does he surf?: | nope |
Skateboard?: | if hes edgy |
Snowboard?: | prob not |
Can he sing?: | yes |
Play the guitar?: | thatd be nice |
Play piano?: | nah |
Play the drums?: | nah |
Can he keep his room clean?: | enough till i get there to tidy up |
Is he an artist of sorts?: | of sorts yes.. VERY artsy in one way or another |
Does he write his own music?: | thatd make my heart flutter |
Does he have pets?: | yup a dog... |
Section 4 | |
Does he use the word dude?: | he could |
How about tight?: | nah |
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?: | as often as he could |
What kind of car does he drive?: | the best he could afford at the time |
How old is he?: | 19-22 |
What's his name?: | future boo thang |
so today i saw 1 of my absolute favorites named Lena.. shes a 7 year old jewish silly & i met her when she was probably 4 or 5 .. shes been boycrazed as long as i can remember and last year when she couldnt pronounce her R's always begged me & taylor to have "gooyl talk" with her, so naturally when i saw her i extended an invitation to girl talk to her & we made our way over to the big oak tree that provides shade for a very little part of the turf field which is silently known as the location of girl talk.. once we got there t h i s was our conversation:
me - so Lena gimme the scoop about boys! who do you like this year?
lena- i cant tell you olivia!! plus he likes me i dont like him, ok well i do like him too
me - OMG lena who is it! just tell me i wont tell anyone..
lena - do you know who i liked last year bc i have the same crush.
me - no i dont remember. you have to tell me again! & if youve like him for 2 years why isnt he your boyfriend yet?
lena - bc im only 6 years old! i dont need a boyfriend yet. im too young. & plus, i dont wanna get hurt.
YEAH I KNOW. it was litterally the craziest thing i've ever heard... and of course im very anti dudes and anti showing feelings and have the same LITTERALY same reasoning set as to why i dont fxck with boys.. but coming out of the mouth of such a little kid jsut tore me up. i hate that at such a young age these days girls already believe that boys are dogs. and even worse when i told her that was a bad reason and he wouldnt hurt her, she said of course he would. boys hurt girls feelings everyday Olivia.. like it was just common knowledge that i was ignorant to.. theres no point to this story, ultimate lesson to be learned or anything like that. just a little anecdote that made me really put things in perspective, like damn i didnt start nigga hatin till atleast age 12..